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 1. Someone delivers roses to your desk during Double French. Are you:
a) bored - Luke keeps doing that. You've told him twice that you prefer white flowers!
b) embarrassed but pleased
c) asleep - this only happens in your dreams! 

2. Your school is:
a) A spacious American-style campus with lockers, a cheerleading squad and a prom at the end of the year
b) Mixed comprehensive with elderly buildings from the 1960's
c) All-girl's school with terrible uniform, designed to make you unnattractive to all boys  

3. Your school rough book is covered with:
a) Flowers, doodles of your name and the name of your boyfriend
b) Urgent notes to your friends asking them the answer to vocab test questions
c) Wrapping paper - it helps keep the book together 

4. Your friend's gorgeous older brother buys a motorbike. Do you:
a) Buy a leather jacket and hang around until he gives you a ride.
b) Spend most of History thinking about buying a leather jacket and hanging around until he gives you a ride, but then chicken out.
b) Tell him how dangerous motorbikes are, quoting last year's accident statistics.

5. It's 8pm on Saturday night. You are:
a) Getting ready to go out to a late viewing at the cinema with a new guy. Smudge-proof lipstick at the ready!
b) Watching a DVD with friends and having silly contests about who can fit the most marshmallows in their mouth at once.
c) At home by yourself, wanting to call people to organise something but not wanting to appear really tragic.

6. You spend hours getting ready for a big end-of-term party, to impress the boy you really fancy. You turn up and:
a) he stops still when he sees you, immobilised by your gorgeousness, and swears his undying love
b) he smiles at you but then goes off with someone else later that night
c) he hands you his coat, mistaking you for an employee

7. The boy you fancy is going out with someone who's gorgeous but shallow. After you get to know him via a school project, he invites you over mysteriously one night. What happens next?
a) he falls into your arms, proclaiming that  he has dumped Shallow Girl for your infinitely more charming, quirky, human self.
b) He tries to snog you but you say no because it's not fair on the other girl, whether she's shallow or not.
c) he says "thanks for babysitting!" and points you in the direction of his four-year old sister, before throwing you a ten pound note and sweeping out of the door with Shallow Girl. 

8. which movie title most sums up your life?
a) Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
b) Dazed and Confused
c) Clueless

9. The soundtrack to the film of your life would be:
a) Full of dramatic, sweeping themes and sudden crescendoes.
b) A couple of everyday tracks and one really amazing love song.
c) Nothing exciting - maybe a mobile ring tone?

10. It's 6am. You are:
a) halfway up a drainpipe, trying to climb back into your own bedroom window undetected after a night out clubbing.
b) Asleep, dreaming about the boy you fancy.
c) Awake, worrying about your History exam.

Scores
Mostly A's:It's official, you are Too Cool for School! You're that rare breed - someone who's foxy and confident and who finds things always go their way. You're the popular character in any teen movie you choose - the girlfriend of the gorgeous guy, or the go-getting cheerleader. The world is your oyster - just make sure that you're leaving room for your more normal, unglamourous friends!

Mostly B's:You're like Holly Stockwell, star of Does Snogging Count as Exercise? You zig-zag through life trying hard at school and optimistically hoping that things will go OK, but are destined to be a bit shy. And you're convinced other people are probably having a wilder time than you! If only you could find a bit more confidence, you'd be up there with the A crowd! How about that classic teen film activity: a makeover? But not for your looks, for your confidence levels...

Mostly Cs: Oh dear, you're currently impersonating the geeky character from a teen film. Why are you hiding your light under a great big bushel? You're a good friend and a good daughter, and those are important qualities. But you're allowed to live a little, too....try doing something slightly wild this week. You never know where it might take you!



 
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